Twilight Induced Insanity

I was msg-ing this very corny friend of mine,H,earlier.He once wrote this..melody for me?

H : Heard that Twilight got romantic piano playing vampire right?
Me : Ya...the lullaby he play for Bella is called Bella's lullaby..
H : That sounds nice....*changes subject*
Me : Melody D Kenn would have been just as romantic if u didn't send it thru msn..
H : -_-
Me : OR..if u were a handsome vampire.

WAHAHAHAHA.Im having vampire fever!!!!

But..the Edward Cullen damn ugly lah.As if the nose is crooked lidat.I prefer Emmett,or even JACOB OMG.

Alice is damn awesome!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

*swooooons*

Boringg..

My life is so boring now..because i chosen to ground myself,maybe?

OR AM I ADDICTED TO THE DRAMA?

No idea..

Maybe i should just post nothing.Until i have something to post about,rather than continuously crap randomly with random things using random words that randomly pop up in my head...?

OH.I met like,the ultimate bimbo.She talks like,like this...:

'Oh like hi.Like.Like,uh,like,totally hi.Like you know like yesterday?I like,like went out and like,totally like bought like totally rockin' clothes..like,they were like on frickin' sale or something.'

SERIOUSLY.Man,some girls try too hard.

This is the same kinda girl that shows cleavage in every bloody picture(even though they've got no boobs whatsoever).This one girl i knew which is the EPITOME of this kinda girl,has cleavage in EVERY picture on friendster.

Then me and my friend stumble onto one while browsing thru her photos @ Thumbnail size and saw one picture and laughed as we said to each other,

'Finally one picture without cleavage!'

That picture was a picture of her.....back.We clicked on it,and upon closer inspection,my friend bellowed,

'OMGGGGGG LOOOK.GOT CLEAVAGE WAN.SHE SHOWING BUTT CLEAVAGE LAAAHHH'

-___-

This is also the kinda girl that wears really colourful bras in really transparent tops and wears a silicone bra underneath her push-up bra and finishes the outfit with heels and really,really,really short shorts to a mamak store,wedding,breakfast,lunch,beach,etc etc.

And she wears even LESS,trading her shorts for skirt(easier access ma) when she goes clubbing.

And then whines and whines on and on on her blog about how great the whole night was,how unhappy she was cause she got molested,and how great the whole night was.

She'd borrow other people's mugs of beer and take pictures with them.And bribe all the guys to stand really close and take pictures with her with flashes of/and vagina and boobs.

To her,all other girls are jealous bitches.

Also,she desperately wants a gay best friend because she wants to complain about getting molested to a guy who won't want to molest her.

The gay best friend has to be smart,rich,sporty,tall and lengchai enough to pretend to be her boyfriend so she always has a backup plan.

SORRY.Did i digress THAT much?

Dot[A]ddicT

Urm,just so clarify something..the last post isn't about you.Isn't completely for you anyway.The song's nice and emo and i can just relate.

And just so you know(and im sure you do!) i can relate to many many things(or people!) in life!So yeaHhhh!

*****

I am blogging nonsense and nuts and sacks and nonsense!Thank god i've got TUITION after TUITION tomorrow.Till around 4 in the afternoon then i can go DotA myself senseless.

Dota dota dota...why am i addicted to it?

Maybe cause it makes me feel so much better.It takes my mind off all the crappy things and i enjoy it too.

The weird thing is,i don't think my addiction stems from the fact that DotA is a whole lot of fun.I think it's the entire package and all that crap la.I mean like,i know i enjoy it,but i don't enjoy it that much.

I just love it so much because it's so comforting and familiar.I feel completely at ease trying to deny and last hit and buy stufff and chain lightning and triple kill! :D

So maybe it's a lil' bit of fun + comfort and familiarity + numbing of sorrow that makes DotA so addictive.

Numb.Not exactly the best feeling,but obviously better than depressed,right?

Speaking of,i'm not depressed.You just caught me off guard,at a very bad time too.

This Is Why Im Single

Just back from clubbing.Had a great time!

Of course,usual standards of good time while clubbing means Not Being Alone.Which is why i said Great Time instead,cause i really did had a Great Time!

Of course,it includes me meeting cute guy,cute guy meeting me,i crush on cute guy while pretending the cute guy isn't crushing on me(but he really is!) and then exchange numbers so i can charm him with my wit and dazzle him with my personality while i'm sober! :D

Of course,normally the cute guy would also be dumb,therefore making him the dumb cute guy.Which is kinda sad and wasted,because he is dumb and is highly incapable of intellectual exchange and conversations.

I DO have my dumb moments,lots of them,but i need my smart ass time too.

IF the cute guy isn't dumb,then he'd be missing his bloody ex or something.And his bloody ex would also be SO FREAKING CUTE.And when i say SO FREAKING CUTE,i mean the cute i can't possible match up or even compete with.

IF the cute guy isn't dumb,OR missing his bloody unbelievably adorable ex boyfriend,he would be the type of smart ass who wants a dumb ass for a bf.As in,not dumbass like me,but dumbass like every message,msn conversation,email would begin with 'What u doin o?' and end with 'Hehex..muacks'.

Words cannot describe how much that sucks.And no lah,i havent check what type of guy this guy is.He is 24,cute,hot bod,and cute.Doesn't seem too stupid...but then again,i haven't gone any deeper than his lips.Oops.

Digressing from my digression,i had a rockin' time :)

Night night.Imma go sleep now.