Your Xmas Eve In One Sentence?

Five guys and one very thick pair of lips.


xoxo night night!

Found My Banana!

Well duh,i went clubbing again yesterday.It was AWESOME-r than AWESOME.

You know how some people use cigarettes and alcohol and all that to help them get through life?To give their lives meaning?(I know it sounds really stewpit and shallow la...)

I think i've found my very own!!My very own...i dunno how to call it,so let's just refer to it as my Banana.Well,it's not a calling,not exactly a reason for living,no way it's my destiny,so what else can i call it?

BANANA IT IS,then.

I've found my B a N a N a! Hurray!

It's just so nice you know,to get out of a life of DIU-tions and crazy parents who AREN'T CRAZY at all but actually EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE but just that I'M SUPER-FRIGGIN' UNAPPROPRIATE that's why to me their actions are kinda CRAZY.

You followin' me?

It's nice to not feel ugly for one night.To not be alone,to not feel unwanted.Because these people you meet,most of them won't see you long enough to know the real you,and even if they do judge you and choose to dislike you..

It won't hurt as bad then if they've known more of you and yet refuse to fall in love with you,while instead falling for everyone around you.

I always get off telling myself,'I told you so!' in the form of 'I knew it!'.

I gotta go now.I have tons of things to do..including trying hard to forget to remember you.

p/s:I made out with cute guy in toilet cubicle yesterday!Wooohooo!As empty as it may have felt,i was wanted.Even if the reason i was wanted for is just for a lil' tongue action.Gosh.I am such a sad lil' fella,huh?

This Is Why Im Single

Just back from clubbing.Had a great time!

Of course,usual standards of good time while clubbing means Not Being Alone.Which is why i said Great Time instead,cause i really did had a Great Time!

Of course,it includes me meeting cute guy,cute guy meeting me,i crush on cute guy while pretending the cute guy isn't crushing on me(but he really is!) and then exchange numbers so i can charm him with my wit and dazzle him with my personality while i'm sober! :D

Of course,normally the cute guy would also be dumb,therefore making him the dumb cute guy.Which is kinda sad and wasted,because he is dumb and is highly incapable of intellectual exchange and conversations.

I DO have my dumb moments,lots of them,but i need my smart ass time too.

IF the cute guy isn't dumb,then he'd be missing his bloody ex or something.And his bloody ex would also be SO FREAKING CUTE.And when i say SO FREAKING CUTE,i mean the cute i can't possible match up or even compete with.

IF the cute guy isn't dumb,OR missing his bloody unbelievably adorable ex boyfriend,he would be the type of smart ass who wants a dumb ass for a bf.As in,not dumbass like me,but dumbass like every message,msn conversation,email would begin with 'What u doin o?' and end with 'Hehex..muacks'.

Words cannot describe how much that sucks.And no lah,i havent check what type of guy this guy is.He is 24,cute,hot bod,and cute.Doesn't seem too stupid...but then again,i haven't gone any deeper than his lips.Oops.

Digressing from my digression,i had a rockin' time :)

Night night.Imma go sleep now.