Food.

I'm binging.

Yea,Maggie and Rice and Leftover Dinner at 1am....

COMFIRM FAT LAAA NOW!!!


Damn.Just when i was getting skinny.HOW SKINNY,u ask?

Well,i could pull off skinny jeans last week.

MUAHAHAHA.

=\

My sister is going to Sg with my aunt and co.And i'm not going :(

And i just got myself a hair cut.Bloody stylist cut too blardy short.When i say enough means enough lah..fucking hell!

I don't know what's scarier..my hair or a whole weekend without my sis to dilute my mom.

BAH.

Pathethicneessssss

The best way to determine how pathetic your life is is by comparing the ratio of HotlinkGift messages to messages from your friends.

HotlinkGift:12
Others:7

I hereby declare myself wholesomely pathetic.

My stupid Digi still barred.Unpaid bill $%^#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&....So please lah,don't misscall me and expect me to call you back!Bloody helllllllllll...

Bottomizer! :p

I dedicate this post to Paperbagboy(or paper-weight,boy) aka Tim.Thank you for all your inspiration.I dc-ed on msn,so i'll post your song here.

Bottomizer

Superstick
No im not being sarcastic
I don't mean
That you weight lighter than paper

You can play small dick to
All the other boys out here
But I know how long you are
how long you are, baby

Look at you
Such a pro when its time to Lube up
Baby you
Got all the bitches with their legs up

Fakin' like a small one
But I call 'em like I seen 'em
I know how long you are
how long you really are, baby

Bottomizer, bottom-bottomizer
You're a bottomizer
Oh, bottomizer, oh
You're a bottomizer, baby

You, you, you are
You, you, you are
bottomizer, bottomizer
bottomizer

Boy turn to the front, uh, I
just wanna feel you , ah, ah, AH
Boy turn to the front, uh, I
just just wanna feel you, ah, ah AH

You got me blowing
You're oh so filling
And i can prove it
You bottomizer

Boy turn to the front, uh, I
just wanna feel you , ah, ah, AH
Boy turn to the front, uh, I
just just wanna feel you, ah, ah AH


You say I'm crazy
Your cock is crazy
But you're nothing but a
Bottomizer

Uncle-tim
You got the hotness of an onion
i know that you
Consume em' condoms by the thousand

I guess you can't have one too many
To make it hard, it's oh so easy
That's part of who you are
That's just who you are, baby

A lollipop
My mistake, it's a fucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another

Swing it, play it, how you wanna?
But no way I'm ever gonna
Bend down for you
Never you, baby
Bottomizer, bottom-bottomizer
You're a bottomizer
Oh, bottomizer, oh
You're a bottomizer, baby

You, you, you are
You, you, you are
bottomizer, bottomizer
bottomizer

Boy turn to the front, uh, I
just wanna feel you , ah, ah, AH
Boy turn to the front, uh, I
just just wanna feel you, ah, ah AH

You got me blowing
You're oh so filling
And i can prove it
You bottomizer

Boy turn to the front, uh, I
just wanna feel you , ah, ah, AH
Boy turn to the front, uh, I
just just wanna feel you, ah, ah AH


You got me blowing
You're oh so filling
And i can prove it
You bottomizer

Maybe if
We both lived in a
Different world

It would be all gross
And you would fuck an actual girl
But you can't
'Cause we don't

Wahahaha.I am so talented la!!Sing it to the tune of Womanizer by Britney and picture Tim reenacting the music video!!

AND we haven't even met in person before.Wipe those dirty thoughts off your brain NOW!

Twilight Induced Insanity

I was msg-ing this very corny friend of mine,H,earlier.He once wrote this..melody for me?

H : Heard that Twilight got romantic piano playing vampire right?
Me : Ya...the lullaby he play for Bella is called Bella's lullaby..
H : That sounds nice....*changes subject*
Me : Melody D Kenn would have been just as romantic if u didn't send it thru msn..
H : -_-
Me : OR..if u were a handsome vampire.

WAHAHAHAHA.Im having vampire fever!!!!

But..the Edward Cullen damn ugly lah.As if the nose is crooked lidat.I prefer Emmett,or even JACOB OMG.

Alice is damn awesome!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

*swooooons*

D:

If you thought i'm dramatic,you obviously haven't met my cousin's father's brother's wife.

And by cousin'sfather'sbrother'swife',i mean my mother.

lol.

Back from Penang on Wed,and immediately tuition about 15 mins later.Die or not??Crazy tuition rampage season..and why?

Bloody SPM.Sob.

D:

p/s:I know u all miss me x)

Boringg..

My life is so boring now..because i chosen to ground myself,maybe?

OR AM I ADDICTED TO THE DRAMA?

No idea..

Maybe i should just post nothing.Until i have something to post about,rather than continuously crap randomly with random things using random words that randomly pop up in my head...?

OH.I met like,the ultimate bimbo.She talks like,like this...:

'Oh like hi.Like.Like,uh,like,totally hi.Like you know like yesterday?I like,like went out and like,totally like bought like totally rockin' clothes..like,they were like on frickin' sale or something.'

SERIOUSLY.Man,some girls try too hard.

This is the same kinda girl that shows cleavage in every bloody picture(even though they've got no boobs whatsoever).This one girl i knew which is the EPITOME of this kinda girl,has cleavage in EVERY picture on friendster.

Then me and my friend stumble onto one while browsing thru her photos @ Thumbnail size and saw one picture and laughed as we said to each other,

'Finally one picture without cleavage!'

That picture was a picture of her.....back.We clicked on it,and upon closer inspection,my friend bellowed,

'OMGGGGGG LOOOK.GOT CLEAVAGE WAN.SHE SHOWING BUTT CLEAVAGE LAAAHHH'

-___-

This is also the kinda girl that wears really colourful bras in really transparent tops and wears a silicone bra underneath her push-up bra and finishes the outfit with heels and really,really,really short shorts to a mamak store,wedding,breakfast,lunch,beach,etc etc.

And she wears even LESS,trading her shorts for skirt(easier access ma) when she goes clubbing.

And then whines and whines on and on on her blog about how great the whole night was,how unhappy she was cause she got molested,and how great the whole night was.

She'd borrow other people's mugs of beer and take pictures with them.And bribe all the guys to stand really close and take pictures with her with flashes of/and vagina and boobs.

To her,all other girls are jealous bitches.

Also,she desperately wants a gay best friend because she wants to complain about getting molested to a guy who won't want to molest her.

The gay best friend has to be smart,rich,sporty,tall and lengchai enough to pretend to be her boyfriend so she always has a backup plan.

SORRY.Did i digress THAT much?

Dot[A]ddicT

Urm,just so clarify something..the last post isn't about you.Isn't completely for you anyway.The song's nice and emo and i can just relate.

And just so you know(and im sure you do!) i can relate to many many things(or people!) in life!So yeaHhhh!

*****

I am blogging nonsense and nuts and sacks and nonsense!Thank god i've got TUITION after TUITION tomorrow.Till around 4 in the afternoon then i can go DotA myself senseless.

Dota dota dota...why am i addicted to it?

Maybe cause it makes me feel so much better.It takes my mind off all the crappy things and i enjoy it too.

The weird thing is,i don't think my addiction stems from the fact that DotA is a whole lot of fun.I think it's the entire package and all that crap la.I mean like,i know i enjoy it,but i don't enjoy it that much.

I just love it so much because it's so comforting and familiar.I feel completely at ease trying to deny and last hit and buy stufff and chain lightning and triple kill! :D

So maybe it's a lil' bit of fun + comfort and familiarity + numbing of sorrow that makes DotA so addictive.

Numb.Not exactly the best feeling,but obviously better than depressed,right?

Speaking of,i'm not depressed.You just caught me off guard,at a very bad time too.